The future is here, now that it is 2010. In the future (now) there are cyborg wooly mammoths roaming the luscious hills of Norwalia. The only humans who matter live in Norwalia and are very handsome. Their bodies are finely sculpted pieces of artwork thanks to the hours of volleyball and frisbee they enjoy on the white sand beaches which are surrounded by the luscious hills I spoke of earlier.
These beaches are of white sand with tiny flecks of real gold sprinkled throughout. The reflection coming off this sand is so unbelievably luminous that it bestows all who venture upon it with a deep, rich, erotic tan. In Norwalia there is no GOD, just Gods with oaken legs so stunningly cultivated that they are the envy of all the mortals who continue to inhabit the surrounding lands.
Next to these Gods are Goddesses with equally as stunning legs and equally as enviable physiques. These Gods and Goddesses follow the advice of a few mystical shamans and sexual senseis who they spar with psychologically and in an alluringly physical way.
Above all, everyone is extremely overjoyed to live in the future in Norwalia. I think I hear a cyborg mammoth trumpeting now...
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